Billboard Top 100, 2007: #6 
What if this whole thing was a big misunderstanding? Consider:
Carrie: "Well, look who's finally home."
Bobby: "I was at the impound, somebody trashed my truck! I'm pretty sure her name was Carrie. That's what it said on the DRIVER'S SEAT!! The paint, the headlights - there's about 15 grand in damage there! Are you OUT OF YOUR MIND? Do you have any idea how much those TIRES cost??"
Carrie: "Well, MAYBE, if you were workin' like you said you were gonna be instead of partyin' at the Whiskey Mistress with some tramp..."
Bobby: "I WAS workin'! Ricky said he had a hot date, so I let him borrow my truck. Jesus! You thought..."
Carrie: "Oh... your... brother. Oh NO! Oh baby, I'm sorry! Here - take my Amex card. You can drive the Ferrari until your truck's fixed. Thank goodness I'm a super-rich Country singer, or this could've been a real problem!"
Bobby: "Ah'right, but I'm gettin' a new hat too, then..."
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